NO Touchy! Disperse!

I have a comrade who JUST lost her virginity to this LAME she claims to be her friend!—some country huckleberry nigga with an endowment probably the size of his brain, all of which are meager. Whatever. 19 is too young for “girls” to be having sex. Boys, Shims, and she’s can fuck all they want—break ya back out and fuck all ya want, but please let the ladies stay ladies. Stay a Lady, Comrade.

Forgive me... I’m just emotional.

I think if I were a girl…first off I wouldn’t be GAY, hallelujah, but I’d definitely be on my P’s and Q’s about my pudenda. NO touchy. Sex honestly isn’t worth the headache, being a girl. My comrade called me, nearing tears, after having been taking advantage of by this LOSER that she calls a friend. And as the story goes she was drunk, he was drunk, there was a party, a back room, a futon….and lets just say cherries got popped, and bleeding yet still. What were you thinking, Comrade!

I know this other girl, at the money factory, where I work—and we’ve gotten pretty close. She’s the little pimp, and I’m the little homo and we’re always together at work, fussing like we’re married. So one day she tells me she likes dick, and I’m all like well yeah you’re “suppose” to, whatever that means, and then she goes, I like dick in my ass.

And don’t get me wrong, I’ve had my fair share of cock in the shit chute BUT for some strange reason it’s feels WRONG when girls play into it. You get fucked in the ass, girl?—WHY!?!

Getting fucked in the ass isn’t becoming. It’s not this season’s new pink! Its WORK, bitch! It’s an effort of mass proportions, MASS proportions—a strenuous effort of pure concentration, of tact, and control and strength and WiLL!! Hallelujah!!

WE wouldn’t get fucked in the ass had we been blessed with other Options and YOU, girl, were born with OTHER options! Maybe that’s why I think its improper for girls to even bother with sex—it’s like they just don’t know what to do with themselves. How does one even approach asking a woman for anal sex?

Hey baby, can I hit dat ass?—

And if that’s what he says, I would then HAVE to question further his sexual appetite, because that’s the type of CRAP you say to another MAN in a fuck house with your finger half up his ass already. I can’t even imagine that appealing to women.

THINK: All that pussy and he wanna FUCK you in the asS?

He didn’t even have the common curtsey to fumble his penis into your hole, missing your twat, by accident, of course and wait your response. Instead he just assumed you were gutter trash, felt there was nothing to lose, and outright ask, lemme hit dat asS, hoe.—and does he call you hoe?!?

Sweetie, he gay. And so you won’t have to wind up on Oprah in twenty plus years, sobbing while he's wearing your stilettos, tell him, with the full authority of your being: You have been BARRED from the pussy, Brutha! Disperse!

NO touchy!